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Whereas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of whereas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute?
The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.
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#2
What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute?
A cockerel says cock-a-doodle-do. Whereas a prostitute says any-cock-will-do.
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#3
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.
This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
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#4
My two teenagers are very different.
My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card.
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#5
Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man
Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!
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#6
What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
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#7
What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute?
An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking.
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#8
By the time they were my age my parents had
two kids and a house, whereas I have joy.
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#9
The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ...
the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!
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#10
What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
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#11
On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier,
whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947.
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#12
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart.
One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
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#13
What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
Unlawful is against the law, whereas illegal is a sick bird. Note: This obviously works better when told than read.
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#14
What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
The rooster says "cock-adoodle-do" whereas the prostitute says "any cock'll do"
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#15
What's the difference between a good Samaritan and a Jew?
A good Samaritan means well, whereas a Jew is just well, mean.
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#16
Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband.......
Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?
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#17
It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart...
...One will see you later, whereas the other will see you in a while.
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#18
kids r so cute!!!
they dont wanna sleep becuase theyre afraid of having nightmares whereas adults cant wait to sleep so they can escape them
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#19
Bernie demands change...
whereas Hillary prefers cards or cheques.
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#20
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy...
... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron
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