What Are Whitney Jokes?
Whitney Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of whitney jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988
Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks.
#2
What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?
My car can hit 50.
#3
"Git yer cotton pickin hands
off a my gin." -Eli Whitney
#4
News of Whitney Houston's death traveled with such speed.
When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though.
#5
What is Whitney houstons favorite type of coordination?
HAAAANNNNNND EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE
#6
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEE!
#7
What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!
#8
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE
#9
What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?
HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
#10
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?
Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.
#11
What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?
HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE
#12
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye.
#13
Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like
watching every Tyler Perry movie at once
#14
ISIS is not Global Warming...
I heard Pratt & Whitney were United tonight. God bless you both!
#15
Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?
She over doses
#16
A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston
is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
#17
You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub?
She was taking swimming lessons at that time
#18
Anyone else hear the new Whitney Houston song they just released?
No? Well it's very underground right now.
#19
Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film.
The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.
#20
What is 6" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe
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Another reason people love whitney jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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