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What Are Whole Jokes?

Whole Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of whole jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Oral sex makes your day but...
Anal makes your whole week
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#2
You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth...
...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.
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#3
"What if we make headphones that stay in people's ears?" "Good idea
Bob!" [aside] "Kill him and his whole family." -Apple meeting
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#4
Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?
Bed
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#5
A little girl asked her father "Daddy?
Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied "No there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"
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#6
A satyr walks into a bar...
(that's the whole joke)
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#7
Workin hard.
Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion
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#8
"What sins have you committed?" Well...
[20 minutes later] ... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father? *vomiting sound*
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#9
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye...
It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
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#10
Dog tried taking me for a run.
I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time.
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#11
9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled
salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole "i don't give a shit anymore" pizzas
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#12
I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody...
This whole planet is bi-polar.
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#13
My wife was having an affair...
I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning.
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#14
Maybe the baby wasn't on board.
Maybe the baby was against the whole thing.
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#15
How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers
to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
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#16
I took a poop in the elevator.
I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.
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#17
Yuppie cannibals shop
at Whole Dudes.
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#18
I ate the whole box of slim fast bars.
So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow.
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#19
All the toys in Toy Story are pervs Their whole world and
life revolves around being played with by little kids.
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#20
A race between two lesbians and two gays...
from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack.
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Our collection features 980 Whole Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Whole Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 980 Whole Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Whole Jokes?
Whole Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Whole Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and whole jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love whole jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Whole Jokes safe for all ages?
Most whole jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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whole jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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