What Are Whore Jokes?
Whore Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of whore jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy
whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse.
#2
What's the difference between a circus and a whore house?
My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5
#3
I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just
saying she's under more sheets than the KKK.
#4
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore.
#5
What does a whore call a bus load of men?
Meals on Wheels
#6
What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men?
Whore-moans
#7
What do you call an Italian whore?
A pastatute. I'll see myself out.
#8
What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?
A Pastatute
#9
Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the
caption "Geek lol" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses
#10
What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute?
One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom.
#11
What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus?
Santa stops after three "hoes"
#12
There's a queue for the whore house.
A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline.
#13
what do you call an italian whore?
a pastatute lol
#14
What's the difference between a lawyer and a whore?` None.
They both fuck people for a living.
#15
What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself?
An abortion hook.
#16
I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience
to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore.
#17
Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers
lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore.
#18
Three monkeys walk into a bar...
I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore.
#19
How many Karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?
[repost] I don't care. I'm just doing this for the upvotes, but I think the other guy said ten... or 500... something like that.
#20
What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs?
A quack whore.
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Another reason people love whore jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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