What Are Wife Jokes?
Wife Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wife jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck?
She said "there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."
#2
I've had a really bad day.
First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver.
#3
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
#4
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering.
. .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?
#5
11 y/o Daughter: [opens xmas present] uh..cable ties?
Wife: she asked for a pony.. Me: a pony? ..SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AFTER HER CABLES LINDA
#6
me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would
happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*
#7
My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles
on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas.
#8
Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ?
Tequila
#9
Am I too fat?
Wife: I too fat to be a personal trainer? Me: No honey you just need to lose weight.
#10
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?
WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
#11
"Are u going to the circus?" is a perfectly good sentence when not used
as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: "how does my make-up look?"
#12
My wife calls herself a trophy wife.
I told her that's because I won the participation award.
#13
Me and my wife are getting a divorce so we are splitting the house ...
She gets the inside. I get the outside.
#14
While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins.
I ran in to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
#15
WIFE: please come out of there so we can talk ME: [from cardboard box] i'm sorry come out of where?
WIFE: [sigh] please exit the spacecraft
#16
My wife asked me "will you marry someone else if I die?".
" Of course not ", I said. "I'm not doing the same mistake twice"
#17
A recently fired stock trader said: "This is worse than a divorce,
I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"
#18
I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because
I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
#19
I keep my porn in the oven!
My wife will never find it there!
#20
I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour "No way.
That's impossible!" she said. "Trust me," I said, "I have no idea where our baby is."
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