What Are Wilson Jokes?
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#1
What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
#2
[Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score!
Wilson: well put! Well put!
#3
I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to
move because they were always making a racket.
#4
Every night Owen Wilson secretly prays tomorrow will be
the day his son breaks his nose for the first time.
#5
"Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?" Wilson:
"Nah, I'll pass." Just saw this on Facebook.
#6
I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets.
#ferguson
#7
What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?
Truth or Darren Wilson.
#8
Then god said, "Let there be light," and there was light and he regretted
making Adam in the dark because he gave him Owen Wilson's nose.
#9
Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring?
Wilson: Nah I'll pass.
#10
Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the
same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard.
#11
New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: "Come
out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."
#12
TIL I have something in common with Russell Wilson.
[We're both not having sex with Ciara](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/russell-wilson-ciara-aren-sex-article-1.2283745)
#13
"What's your name?" "Colin Fucking Wilson." "Have you got
Tourrettes?" "No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."
#14
Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
#15
I wonder who plays the "famous rich guy who can relate to poor
people" on the AT&T; commercials at Luke Wilson's house?
#16
Hey Russell Wilson!
You wanna win another Super Bowl?! Nah, I'll pass.
#17
Who manufactures Quidditch balls.
Wilson. J.K. Rawling
#18
Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl.
He said he would pass.
#19
Why American Names Are Like "Jackson, Wilson, Markson.....
Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.
#20
Dave is coming over.
"Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
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