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#1
If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win?
Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days.
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#2
What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win?
Rigatoni
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#3
Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are?
Because they don't win traditional dick measuring contests.
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#4
How much wood would Steve Winwood win
if Steve Winwood could win wood?
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#5
Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
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#6
Why did the palm tree win the plant race?
It was the first to Sago.
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#7
My article on chickens was very well received.
It might win the pullet-ser prize.
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#8
Fox News: Trump looks strong!
CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???
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#9
'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting
a sequel How to lose friends and alienate people.
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#10
You Rock...
me paper, I win!
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#11
Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?
Because it is part black.
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#12
Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot
2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon
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#13
My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back.
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#14
Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh,
could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike
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#15
What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?
A cab.
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#16
Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o...
How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce
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#17
I got sacked from the dodgems.
I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal.
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#18
My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts.
I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, "I WIN! I WIN!"
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#19
Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win.
*definitely not remotely true*
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#20
If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win?
The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand.
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