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Windshield Jokes

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What Are Windshield Jokes?

Windshield Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of windshield jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits your car windshield on the highway?
His ass.
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#2
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
Its butt.
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#3
Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without
having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter
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#4
Yes you impress me but so does a
new set of windshield wipers.
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#5
If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need
to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield.
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#6
Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield
wiper blades, SHE DOES NOT MEAN FOR CHRISTMAS!
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#7
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield?
Its ass.
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#8
A bug hit the windshield and my Grandma said: "I
bet he won't have the guts to do that again!"
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#9
What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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#10
Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't
be getting anymore parking tickets.
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#11
[on a date] *don't let him know you're a bird* Him: I'll drive us.
I just had my car cleaned and detailed. Me: *poops all over windshield*
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#12
People are like snowflakes.
When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive.
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#13
I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today.
I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something
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#14
I asked my friend to try and jump start my car.
Fat bastard smashed my windshield.
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#15
I'm so glad they released a patch for my car
The windshield was starting to get buggy.
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#16
Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
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#17
what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield?
His butt
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#18
I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the
windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper.
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#19
Whats the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits the windshield of your car?
Its asshole.
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#20
Birds do it.
Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield.
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What are the best Windshield Jokes?
Our collection features 116 Windshield Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Windshield Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Windshield Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Windshield Jokes are available?
We currently have 116 Windshield Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Windshield Jokes?
Windshield Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Windshield Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and windshield jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love windshield jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good windshield jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Windshield Jokes safe for all ages?
Most windshield jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Windshield Jokes?
windshield jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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