What Are Wing Jokes?
Wing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?
West wing
#2
What do you call a fly without any wings?
A walk
#3
Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a
heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings
#4
What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney Today's TIL reminded me.
#5
What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?
It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
#6
I saw a butterfly earlier With a
tattoo of a slag on it's wing.
#7
Mexican word of the day: Chicken Wing My wife
plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.
#8
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
#9
A local restaurant is having an election special...
You get two small breasts, two fat thighs, and one left wing. Side-note: don't like Trump either don't obliterate me.
#10
casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo
wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby
#11
I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants...
...tender and mild.
#12
Their are two sides to a political argument.
Right wing and wrong wing.
#13
What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid?
The right wing
#14
"wow these chicken wings are SPICY" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago.
i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone
#15
Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends
up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune.
#16
Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings?
Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!
#17
Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special.
its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings
#18
No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings,
I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED
#19
[caught hiding something in the garbage] gf: are you eating hot wings again?
me: no gf: oh really, then touch your eyes me: god damnit
#20
Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced the new Hillary Bucket.
Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings.
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