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What Are Wire Jokes?

Wire Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wire jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten
minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons
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#2
How was copper wire invented?
Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny
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#3
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire haired terriers !!
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#4
What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?
Utter destruction!
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#5
One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning.
"Wire you insulate?" his wife scolded. "Watts it to you?" he snapped. "I'm ohm, ain't I?"
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#6
Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today...
It was udder destruction.
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#7
How was copper wire invented ?
One copper coin, two dwarves.
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#8
When cows jump over barbed wire fences....
there is udder destruction!
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#9
What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries?
Likable
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#10
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Udder disaster.
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#11
Hey movie villains make a bomb where
the wires are all one color.
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#12
Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say "You haven't seen The
Wire?" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying.
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#13
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure.
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#14
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
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#15
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
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#16
Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?
On The Wire.
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#17
A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps
my arm horses from running away
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#18
I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I
would make all the wires the same color.
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#19
When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving,
but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire.
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#20
Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life.
For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire.
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