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Wise Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wise jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Doctor gives his patient the bad news that he only has a week to live...
Patient - "No, I don't accept that! I'd like an alternative fact please" Doctor - "Money-wise, you are now set for life"
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#2
A wise man once told me that you should love with your heart and
use your head for everything else He died of a concussion
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#3
A wise Chinese man once said...
"If a dog barks... its probably undercooked".
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#4
1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense
behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us
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#5
Whenever I'm tempted to talk shit to a perfect stranger on Reddit I always remember
my mother's wise words: "Shut your fucking mouth, no one cares what you think."
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#6
A wise man once said that life is like a box of
chocolates the black ones don't last very long
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#7
When is the only time a woman says something smart?
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
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#8
I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible.
A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!
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#9
Wise people think all they say,
fools say all they think.
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#10
Wise Men Sea man came across a woman,
there was a lot of cleaning up
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#11
Why did jesus not go to australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
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#12
Spell extra wise in two letters.
YY (2 y's)
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#13
Autocorrect changed "you're so wise" to "you're so wide", and now
I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.
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#14
Woke up at 5 am.
Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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#15
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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#16
Wise man once say...
He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted.
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#17
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
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#18
Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
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#19
Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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#20
A wise chinese guy once said to me "if the dog barks,
it's undercooked" - Some wise chinese guy
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