What Are With Jokes?
With Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of with jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk?
My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill.
#2
[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much?
"Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
#3
*Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that?
Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*
#4
Listen, I hate you...
I'm just not... IN hate with you.
#5
If there's a sock on my doorknob...
It means I'm having sex with the other one.
#6
Me: My blood pressure is sky high.
I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK.
#7
I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family
She believes I'll amount to nothing as well.
#8
WARNING!
If you get an e-mail with the title of "Nude Photo of Newt Gingrich" DO NOT OPEN IT! It IS a nude photo of Newt Gingrich.
#9
What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?
ATP
#10
"Will you spend the rest of my life with me?" "That depends.
When are you going to die?"
#11
How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish
Girls With a broom and a dustpan
#12
Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your
baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks.
#13
Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
#14
The police are looking for a thief with
one eye Why don't they use two?
#15
I live in a hutch filled with
vibrating cedar chips
#16
Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait.
-hospitals
#17
What does a man say after sex?
Nothing, he's happy and content with life.
#18
You can extend the olive branch..
but you can't beat them over the head with it
#19
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
#20
It's that time of year again when I should really check in on my friends
with pools or boats to see how they've been since last summer.
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