What Are Witherspoon Jokes?
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#1
Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...?
Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername... Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife.
#2
How did Reese die while eating cereal?
Witherspoon
#3
This cracked me up at work tonight!
Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife
#4
Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband?
Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie... *Witherspoon?!?* No...of course not! She used a knife!
#5
If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop "Reese's Feces"
she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome.
#6
Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?
Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!
#7
About an actress.
Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something... Witherspoon? No Witherknife.
#8
Did you hear about the actress who died?
SO: "Did you hear about that actress who died? Reese...Reese..? Me: "Witherspoon?" SO: "No. With a knife." Me: "..." Legitimate laughter ensued.
#9
My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks "Starbrights" and Reese Witherspoon
"Ruth Witherspooks" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive.
#10
If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers
...she'd have to give up the poon.
#11
Did you hear about that celebrity who committed suicide?
Reese whatsername? "Witherspoon?" "No, with a knife!" Only really works if you actually tell it to someone (and can maintain a good pokerface)
#12
What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese?
Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his.
#13
Did you hear that actress got stabbed?
That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... "WITHERSPOON?" Nah she got stabbed with a knife.
#14
Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed?
Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone .... "Witherspoon?" No, no. It was with a knife.
#15
Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon?
I Hershey is in a new movie.
#16
Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her
kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so.
#17
Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner?
That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife.
#18
Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning.
To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases.
#19
Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night.
If some rag doesn't use "REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES" as a headline then this world is bullshit.
#20
Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day?
What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife.
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