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#1
Pop up ads are the Jehovahs
witness of the internet.
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#2
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
- He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
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#3
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel...
someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!
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#4
*knock knock* "Are you
a Jehovah's Witness"?
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#5
This is the most offensive joke I know What's the best part about having sex with a six year old?
Watching her fall apart on the witness stand.
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#6
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel?
Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off.
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#7
there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who
keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy
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#8
If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there
to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home.
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#9
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" Witness: "July
15th." Lawyer: "What year?" Witness: "Every year."
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#10
I opened a window to let a fly out...
and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness.
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#11
I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today...
...they started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer.
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#12
[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name
is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!
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#13
[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses*
Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before.
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#14
What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?
Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
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#15
I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, "what now?"...
He replied, "I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"
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#16
When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off
all the lights and pretends no one is home.
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#17
A news reporter was interviewing a man...
who was a witness to a public masturbation incident. When asked why he did nothing to stop the perpetrator the man replied, "Well, he had it coming."
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#18
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
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#19
Just bought a Jehovah Witness Advent calendar...
Every time you open a door, a voice tells you to fuck off.
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#20
A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock
joke: KNOCK KNOCK..
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