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#1
Some of the weirdest looking Jehovah's Witnesses
kept knocking on my door last night.
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#2
[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in.
The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement.
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#3
If Jehovah's witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I'd gladly
let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
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#4
I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their
addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them.
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#5
Jehovah's witnesses tell the
worst knock, knock jokes.
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#6
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.
I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time.
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#7
"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.
If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."
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#8
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they
don't like when random people come knocking on their door.
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#9
Maybe Jehovah's Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they're looking for Heaven's Door.
You don't know.
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#10
What do you call Jehova's Witnesses
in Chinese Ding Dong
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#11
Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?
Work smarter not harder people.
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#12
Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar.
LOL JK. They knocked.
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#13
Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
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#14
Go ahead lady, call the cops.
I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
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#15
The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses
wondering why they're being given candy.
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#16
Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying
you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door.
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#17
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they
don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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#18
*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses...
Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet.
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#19
*does something weird* *looks around for witnesses*
*sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*
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#20
Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be
the worst at knock knock jokes.
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