What Are Wizards Jokes?
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#1
What's the leading cause of death among wizards?
Staff infection
#2
The South is a magical place.
It has the most wizards.
#3
When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume
they're referring to extremely powerful wizards.
#4
One man.
One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things.
#5
What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?
A magi nation
#6
As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all
have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime.
#7
I don't even understand Fantasy Football.
There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit.
#8
I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should.
Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant
#9
Wizards of the Coast: Wizards of the Coast,
and this is where the magic happens.
#10
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends what you want it to change into...
#11
You know what they say about wizards with big hands?
The have big staffs
#12
How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand;
attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves.
#13
Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer....
#14
in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go?
AYN ALLEY
#15
How do you know if a wizards gay?
It disappears with a poof.
#16
So all them black Harry Potter wizards
just sat there and let slavery happen?
#17
A little Harry Potter humour...
How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who
#18
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding.
One said "What are we going to do?" The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
#19
Using a remote control is the closest
most of us get to being wizards.
#20
Where do witches and wizards shop?
Voldemart.
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