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#1
Have you seen the last BATMAN vs.
WOLVERINE movie ?? It was very prestigious !!! ok, I tried..
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#2
How many kids do you think Wolverine has?
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
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#3
After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real.
It's obviously just a huge act, man.
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#4
The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered...
...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
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#5
Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?
Metal.
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#6
Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?
Because of his retractable clause.
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#7
*interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has
died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever
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#8
WIFE: Your heavy drinking is making you delusional ME: *turns to friend* Do you think that's true?
WOLVERINE: Nah, don't listen to her
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#9
Thank God Wolverine
isn't italian...
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#10
Wolverine and a lawyer walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "No claws, please!" They both leave.
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#11
Jake Butt wins tight end of the year http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2015/12/michigans_jake_butt_wins_big_t.html
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#12
WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE:
No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad
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#13
What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?
They're both X-Men.
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#14
[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed?
* me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*
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#15
What do you call Wolverine post-op?
An x-man.
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#16
Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail?
He kept forgetting his Logan and password.
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#17
For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow.
And it's terrifying my daughter. I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...
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#18
I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married.
Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...
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#19
Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV.
Deadpool has Cable.
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#20
What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?
They are both X-Men
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