What Are Wolves Jokes?
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#1
Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some
wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok
#2
"Wolfgang Mozart", says Mozart's friend...
"What?!" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves.
#3
Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute
names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
#4
A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night.
A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says "I'm scared". The clown says "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."
#5
[david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature's best
animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years
#6
I love to online.
Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline.
#7
What do wolves even
want from the moon?
#8
*angrily whispering over crib* "Sheila you know I was raised by wolves.
I have to pay it forward." "But why do they need their own cribs?"
#9
My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring
out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room.
#10
I'm thinking of becoming one of those hot girl accounts where you
show like 70% of your face and tweet about your period and wolves
#11
What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?
uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU
#12
Love will tear us apart.
Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures.
#13
Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish.
Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand.
#14
I would never feed you to the wolves.
You're too toxic and I like dogs.
#15
new boss: mind sharing an office?
me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed
#16
My arc would have been filled with wolves.
I would have made a terrible Noah.
#17
He died doing what he loved: checking
to see if wolves are ticklish.
#18
The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using "frequent".
Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves.
#19
What do you call it when wolves get bad breath?
Howl-itosis.
#20
Two wolves are chasing a Golden Retriever through the forest.
After an hour, the first wolf says to the second wolf, "Ain't this a bitch?" To which the second wolf responds, "It had better be".
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