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Womb Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of womb jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*Baby presses 'snooze' to stay
in womb extra 10 minutes*
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#2
If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as'
'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?
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#3
A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?
There's not enough womb!
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#4
How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?
At womb temperature!
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#5
What do you call a Jewish baby in the womb?
A bun in the oven.
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#6
What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?
Made in Va-China.
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#7
Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says "hey that's mitosis".
That is my original joke I made A few years ago.
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#8
Whats a baby's favourite temperature?
Womb tempertaure
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#9
Did you know?
Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated
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#10
What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?
Womb Service!
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#11
What do you call a pair of twins who live together?
"Womb-mates"
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#12
"Get a womb!" - me when I see
two newborns making out.
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#13
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section
when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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#14
My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb.
I said "The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....." I was very attached to it.
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#15
What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?
"Get a womb, you two."
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#16
What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.
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#17
My dad and I never got along We have
been butting heads since the womb
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#18
The human brain is an amazing organ.
It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 52 weeks a year, from before you leave the womb, right up until you find religion.
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#19
What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?
"Oh get a womb"
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#20
Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom!
Happy Mother's Day.
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