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Women Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of women jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Women are like hurricanes...
They enter your life wet and wild, and they leave with your lawn furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH.
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#2
I like my women like i like my coffee
Ground up in the freezer
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#3
Do they make a Rosetta Stone
for women's moods yet?
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#4
Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying ...
... one of your friends is "good with women" because he's a convicted rapist.
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#5
The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend
is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees.
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#6
Women are like tornadoes...
They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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#7
I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators:
consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased.
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#8
They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time.
Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there.
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#9
I wish women would put the toilet seat
back up after they're done using it.
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#10
"I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings...
...paralyzed and unable to talk." - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out.
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#11
My friend told me all women are the same.
He always makes broad generalizations.
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#12
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred....
Almost all of them replied, "How the hell did you get in here?"
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#13
Pregnant women go through a "nesting" phase where they make
a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed.
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#14
I like my women like I like my wine...
18 years old and locked in my basement
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#15
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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#16
Women are like buses...
very few will let you come in through the back door.
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#17
Come a little closer so I can push you away.
Women
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#18
Why are Norwegian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
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#19
Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring
in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts
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#20
I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap
sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule.
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