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Won Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of won jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming.
Its like she's never seen a penis before.
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#2
What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn?
A grasshole.
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#3
My ass is a woman tonight It
won't shut the fuck up.
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#4
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
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#5
I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy
joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke.
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#6
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you.
Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
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#7
Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't?
Either way, you're wrong.
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#8
I saw Death walking out of my house today...
I guess Grandma won. Again.
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#9
Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your
life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)
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#10
Rage against the machine is what I do when my
candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down.
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#11
How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
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#12
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
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#13
Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest?
Turns out he was just a bit shy.
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#14
He said I won his heart and I was all "Ugh can I just win like $20?
How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."
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#15
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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#16
God said to Jon "Come forth, and recieve eternal
life." But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster.
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#17
Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs.
The future is weird.
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#18
To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke.
My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!
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#19
I spilled coffee all over my Macbook...
...now it won't go to sleep.
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#20
I hear a woman with no legs just won the world strawberry picking competition.
Jammy cunt
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