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Woody Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of woody jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
'I'm really excited about the Pixar cowboy figure I got
for my birthday.' 'Woody?' 'Not quite that excited.'
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#2
Woody Allen's version of his life will
be his most brilliant fiction.
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#3
unrelated but I believe strongly that
Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian
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#4
My 4yo brought his Woody doll to the store and was swinging it around.
I told him loudly to stop hitting people with his Woody. Parenting.
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#5
BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story
had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear
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#6
After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz.
Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody.
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#7
HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress*
See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor
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#8
Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'...
But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen
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#9
TIL that in 1991 Woody Allen and Rick Moranis had plans to make a film together...
Honey I Fucked The Kids
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#10
Name three things that come in a little yellow
box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen.
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#11
What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?
You got a friend in me.
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#12
"Can I pour you a beer, Mr.
Peterson?" -"A little early isn't it, Woody?" -"For a beer?" -"No, for stupid questions."
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#13
"Do you like Tolstoy?" "Of course.
Who doesn't?" "What's your favourite book?" "The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him".
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#14
Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?
Because he Ramparts the red sea each month
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#15
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
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#16
its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you
want a real toy story read the bible
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#17
What did Woody say to Buzz?
A lot. There were 3 movies.
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#18
Have you heard about the movie director from space?
Woody Alien
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#19
What did woody and buzz say to your mom?
"Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
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#20
What is the name of Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend?
Suzie Splintercunt.
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Most Woody Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Woody Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and woody jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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