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What Are Worm Jokes?

Worm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of worm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Everyone always talks about the early bird.
How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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#2
What is worse than a worm in a cherry?
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
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#3
Being a worm must great.
Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is
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#4
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
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#5
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.
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#6
The early bird gets the worm.
But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]
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#7
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking.
If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway
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#8
[comedy club] Worm: And what's the deal with dandelion stems?
Right? Right?! Other worms: *silence* Early bird: *cracking up*
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#9
What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into?
Holocaust
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#10
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?
Because they're wrigleys !
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#11
The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so...
I choose sleep.
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#12
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
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#13
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Hitler.
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#14
"hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?" "i don't know,
it looks kinda like a w or m" -- how the worm got its name
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#15
I got the early bird special at Denny's.
Don't do it, these worms taste like shit.
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#16
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
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#17
[wife enters as I'm doing the worm] Wife: WTH are you doing?
Me: It's not what it looks like. Worm: Who the hell is she?!
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#18
Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: "YOU get a worm!
And YOU get a worm!" They're going nuts out there.
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#19
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
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#20
What do vegetarian worms eat??
Linda Mcartney
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Worm Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and worm jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Worm Jokes safe for all ages?
Most worm jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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worm jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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