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Wounds Jokes

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Wounds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wounds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Time heals all wounds
;)" - Rattlesnakes
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#2
Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD.
THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO
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#3
[OC] Time heals all wounds..
Unless you re a haemophiliac.
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#4
The older I get, the more my feet hurt.
I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
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#5
*uses blood from wounds to write my killer's name on the floor* I...will be...avenged.
NO! BAD DOG! DON'T LICK THAT! DADDY NEEDS JUSTICE!
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#6
What's black and white with red all over it?
A nun with multiple stab wounds.
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#7
A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful.
Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels.
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#8
Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot.
Time wounds all heels
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#9
Herbal Doctors, someone should tell
them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds.
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#10
Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute
but are useless on stab wounds.
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#11
What's black and white and red all over?
A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.
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#12
Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
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#13
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder:
*throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
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#14
They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama....
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen
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#15
My therapist told me "time heals all wounds", So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
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#16
A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful.
Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels.
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#17
Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?
His wounds always heel.
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#18
A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them.
He names the weapon "Ambu-lance"
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#19
They say that time heals all wounds...
But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?
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#20
So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar..
Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds.
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