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#1
Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself.
Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write.
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#2
Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half...
He did 49 stories in 7 seconds.
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#3
Two smut writers get together...
That night there was a lot of fanfriction.
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#4
What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?
**DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
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#5
Why do Vampires hate Writers?
Because they hate Type O's
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#6
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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#7
Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great
writer He didn't even suffer from it.
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#8
Psst.
Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.
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#9
What do you call a writer who feels like they've
been born in the wrong body Transcribe
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#10
"Dad, what does it take to
become a writer?" "A job."
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#11
The limerick writers on Twitter Can be justifiably bitter The limited length
Is weakness, not strength And throws our last lines down the sh
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#12
Who writes ghost stories?
A ghost writer.
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#13
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
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#14
Any writer can be a ghost
writer if you kill them
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#15
What does George RR Martin call his erectile dysfunction?
Writer's cock
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#16
GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer?
GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT
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#17
*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P.
I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N.
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#18
Hitler had one hell of a speech writer.
People called him the grammar nazi.
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#19
How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?
Clickbait.
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#20
My tweets may contain typos because English is not my first language--my
first language was baby talk, and babies are horrible writers.
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