What Are Years Jokes?
Years Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of years jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
#2
Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance.
It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now.
#3
whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt?
If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture.
#4
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years.
#5
I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years
because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
#6
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: They've been having turkey for years.
#7
Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar.
I've been doing nothing for years.
#8
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.
#9
What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?
The balls drop.
#10
Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today,
Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.
#11
So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return
of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.
#12
The average male only lives to 25...
It just takes 45 years to bury them.
#13
[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio.
Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most.
#14
Excuse me -are you a psychic hooker?
**cuz you just blew my mind.** *full credit: gavin mcginnes via streetboners blog from about 5 years ago.*
#15
After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD...
or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
#16
1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning.
1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.
#17
Addicted Three years ago I got addicted to soap.
But now I'm clean.
#18
After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted.
It's in my freezer.
#19
"If you started at 16 and work until you're 23.
That would give you 10 years of experience." Back to school for you My friend!
#20
Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
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