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Yolk Jokes

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What Are Yolk Jokes?

Yolk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of yolk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
An egg voted to leave the omelet..
and then.. it.. did.. yeah, sorry its just too scrambled. there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..
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#2
Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?
Because it's full of bad yolks.
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#3
Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious?
No yolk!
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#4
What do you call an egg that always gets picked on?
The butt of every yolk :(
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#5
So I opened an egg today and something came out.
That's the yolk.
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#6
A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head.
The barman turns to him and says, "The yolk's on you!"
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#7
Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?
To get the Yolk Rite.
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#8
Wanna hear a funny yolk?
"Whats a yolk?" "An egg joke!"
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#9
Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club?
Because he was telling bad yolks!
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#10
(starts to scramble eggs) "THESE YOLKS WON'T BREAK!
THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!" (.0008 seconds later) "Oh, ok."
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#11
What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?
Is this some sort of yolk?
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#12
What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?
New Yolk
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#13
Why are eggs so good at humor?
Because they have running yolks.
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#14
Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11?
Because it's an inside yolk
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#15
I'm an over medium comedian I don't always
make yolks, but when I do, they are runny
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#16
Why is rotten egg the best comedian?
He's got a funny yolk.
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#17
Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you
wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk.
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#18
What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out?
An anomalette
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#19
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
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#20
I was doing the dishes and i realized..
If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable.
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