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Zombies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of zombies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says "we don't serve zombies here"
to which the zombie replies "that's fine, is the human fresh?"
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#2
"I don't care how goodlooking you are if
you don't have any brains." -Zombies
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#3
Wow!
last night was crazy. I killed 15 zombies just in the first hour alone. Anyone know why they were all carrying sweets?
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#4
What do vegan zombies eat?
~Graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssss
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#5
What do vegan zombies eat?
Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss
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#6
What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?
High Seas Dead People
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#7
Dyslexic zombies
crave Brians.
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#8
R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten
by a pack of dyslexic zombies.
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#9
If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I'll have the last laugh
on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger
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#10
To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings
/ Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the "tasty" box.
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#11
I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come,
but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great
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#12
Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk
around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
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#13
If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning.
They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them.
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#14
Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies!
The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms.
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#15
I'll eat when I'm
dead - zombies
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#16
what room zombies and vampires can't enter?
the living room.
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#17
Maybe zombies just have
shampoo in their eyes.
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#18
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!
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#19
Egypt.
Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter.
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#20
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grraaaiinns
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