fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit
first off because they don't make leashes for rats
My ex and I didn't work out, you could say our stars didn't align I'm a Cancer she was a cunt.
She was anything but a Virgo, and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus.
Engineering joke At work today I told an engineer I liked the cool shapes in his design.
"Oh, it's not intentional," he responded. "It's mostly in compression."
The gardener at my work put beer in the garden
to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG
Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility.
Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot.