How do programmers get a sixpack?
int[][] abs = new int[2][3]
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
None, that is a hardware problem.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.
Algorithm Word used by programmers when they
don't want to explain what they did.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.