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#1
The U.S.
has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges.
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#2
Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean.
Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly.
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#3
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti..
She was right. The very premise is absurd.
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#4
My friend says that I've lost touch with reality but I told the pillow,
that was absurd and to lower his voice before he woke the avocado.
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#5
It's absurd how none of the chicks at this park are recognizing my swag *puts flip phone back in my fanny pack.
Rollerblades away*
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#6
Sarcasm has to be the official language
when we live in a world this absurd.
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#7
If the universe were not absurd, would it make sense?
squid
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#8
Marriage.
Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd
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#9
Her: Stop being absurd.
Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind.
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#10
Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose?
I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date
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#11
I heard there's a woman going about with twelve nipples.
Sounds absurd. Dozen tit.
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#12
[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience?
ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard
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#13
Just a quick plug for the /r/antiantijokes
subreddit It's absurd
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#14
Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu.
The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
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#15
NFL catch rules are absurd.
"Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."
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#16
My doctor says I'm not eating a balanced diet...that's absurd.
I eat as many cookies with my left hand as I do with my right!
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#17
Can anyone explain this joke for me?
I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs.
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