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Accepted Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of accepted jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE
YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?
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#2
Oh, you want me to watch everything you have in less than the one-month free trial period?
Challenge accepted, Netflix.
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#3
I can't get out of bed These blankets have accepted me as one
of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.
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#4
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
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#5
Are one-liners accepted?
I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean "afraid of xenomorphs".
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#6
Password not accepted.
I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word "mypenis" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer.
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#7
I can't get out of bed.
These blankets has accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust!
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#8
The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking
how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit.
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#9
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No."
"Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."
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#10
Fortune Teller recruitment Come
if you are accepted for the job
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#11
CREATE PASSWORD - "123Bob".
Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. "GameOfThrones" Password accepted.
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#12
Girl's status* "Bored" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* "Just got accepted into Harvard!
0 likes 1 comment from Mom: "nerd"
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#13
So I was applying for Art school...
I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school.
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#14
Pussy is like visa It's accepted
almost everywhere
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#15
Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone.
She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now.
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#16
I knew the psychic was a fraud the
second she accepted my check
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#17
What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?
They both got accepted to Yale.
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#18
You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and
they accepted it and put it on their website!
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#19
I'm probably not going to get accepted
into the optimist club.
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#20
"Apology not accepted" - what to say
if you want to fight in Canada
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How many Accepted Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Accepted Jokes?
Accepted Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Accepted Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and accepted jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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