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Access Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of access jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health
care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape
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#2
5 bucks will get you 1 minue access to the "Peck cam" where you can watch
all sorts of wild birds peck me while i force myself not to resist
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#3
How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL?
You just use the IP address
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#4
Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital
sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits.
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#5
Joe was really good at making movie trailers.
There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect.
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#6
Does the baby have access to my ribs?
It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
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#7
I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother.
Something without phones or access to postage stamps.
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#8
M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now?
IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?
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#9
How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
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#10
Movies are so unrealistic.
This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
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#11
What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?
They're both really high and have no access to water.
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#12
I'm staying at a hotel w/ a 'hotel dog' that guests can walk & pet.
Which is 1. adorable and 2. proof that the gov't can access my dreams.
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#13
A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden...
...but he didn't have root access.
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#14
The only thing worse than paying for internet access
in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work.
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#15
Perfect one night stand: Amish person.
No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter.
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#16
Alway be nice to anyone that has full
unhindered access to your toothbrush.
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#17
How do trees access the internet?
They log on
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#18
1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge.
2016: *watching cat videos*
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#19
79 million people are without access to drinkable water
Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!
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#20
My girlfriend doesn't like me having access to a European single market
of 500 million So we had a vote and she's making me uninstall Tinder
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