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Active Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of active jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A man walks in for a blood donation.
The nurse asks "Are you sexually active?" The man replies "Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"
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#2
What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?
A *Cedar* tree.
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#3
I've always had an over-active imagination.
Like that time I found myself drowning in an ocean of Tango it took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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#4
Dr: Are you sexually active?
Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK
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#5
Remove dead skin by hurling yourself
into an active volcano.
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#6
Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness
So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life...
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#7
Pretty ironic how there's an active
ingredient in marijuana.
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#8
What do you call a sexually active Buffalo?
Horny.
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#9
I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son.
The pharmacist asked "is your son sexually active?" I replied with "no he just lays there and cries."
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#10
My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a constipated
muppet trying to list off active ingredients in Children's Tylenol.
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#11
I hate when Doctors asks questions like .
. . "Are you sexually active?" Depends on what you mean by "active". There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.
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#12
[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active?
Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip
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#13
[driving test] INSTRUCTOR: Any initial concerns?
ME: Volcanoes I: About the test? M: No I: Ok then let's go M: *drives into active volcano*
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#14
Did you hear?
There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!
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#15
Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.
Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
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#16
Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?
Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
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#17
Sexually active I was sexually active at 12....its
now 12.14am and my hand is fuckin killing me.
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#18
My 82 year old grandmother is still healthy and active.
She doesn't even need glasses. She drinks her whiskey straight from the bottle.
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#19
A man goes to see his doctor.
Man: Doc, I need to get some birth control for my daughter. Doctor: Is she sexually active? Man: No. She just lays there like her mother.
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#20
Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime
scene, scold people "the last thing the police need is spectators"
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