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Actual Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of actual jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just changed the clock in my car to show
the actual time here comes the good life
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#2
I want to sleep my way to the top.
Like with actual sleep. Wake me when I've conquered.
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#3
I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much
different if they were turned into actual zombies....
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#4
When life gave them lemons, the people at countrytime still decided
to make artificial bullshit instead of actual lemonade.
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#5
Startup idea: Toilet Paper App.
Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable.
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#6
My 6 year old nephew is legitimately pissed off that
there is no actual monkey in the monkey bread.
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#7
In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing
"Duke" sweatshirts are actual dukes.
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#8
If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and
the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France.
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#9
It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling
a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions
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#10
I am an actual real house cat.
After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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#11
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all
with no actual job skills.
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#12
When I see guys with skinny jeans and skin tight T's on I pretend they
are actual giants who woke up tiny and just had nothing else to wear.
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#13
*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so
you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?
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#14
Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee.
In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you.
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#15
probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an
actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet
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#16
My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen.
But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time.
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#17
What does the devil eat in Japan?
Sin Pie Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states.
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#18
All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance
to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental.
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#19
What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
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#20
STICK BUG WIFE: We can't seem to get pregnant DOC: Well, we ran numerous tests...
STICK BUG WIFE: ...and? DOC: Your husband's an actual stick
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