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Adoption Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of adoption jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My real mom put me up for adoption because
the cat was allergic to me :(
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#2
ME: woud u be open to adoption?
HUSBAND: yes [later, at the adoption agency] ME: yes hi, i'd like to put my husband up for adoption
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#3
Putting my grades up for adoption...
Because I can't raise them.
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#4
Folks, what's the deal with Stuart Little.
Husband and wife go to an adoption agency and they give them a rat in a sweater. Surely illegal
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#5
10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby?
Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off.
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#6
After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption.
Let the little shits be someone else's problem.
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#7
I should put my GPA up for adoption.
There's no way I can raise it by myself.
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#8
My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency.
I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker.
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#9
*at adoption center* "Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which
one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"
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#10
I'm officially putting my GPA up for adoption...
I just can't raise it myself [joke credit to the girl I overheard say it in the library] Edit: apparently its from yikyak?
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#11
I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now
I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption.
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#12
My dad got me at the adoption center today He pretended to just leave me there.
Good one dad, now come pick me up please.
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#13
You say kidnapping.
I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van.
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#14
Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd.
Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes
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#15
"Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram
and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."
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#16
I'm putting my standards up for adoption
Because I can't raise them anymore
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#17
Him: This house is perfect for us!
Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption
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#18
I dislike the word "kidnapping"...
I prefer "surprise adoption".
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#19
I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption.
She's 7 and she's in second grade
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#20
If a gifted child is put up for adoption,
is he a regifted child?
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