What Are After Jokes?
After Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of after jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What comes after sextillion?
Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)
#2
Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build
the wall After all, they have experience.
#3
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
#4
A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, "hey we've got a drink named after you".
The horse responded, "what, Eric, really"?
#5
After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't
help but question my companies' commitment to success.
#6
Did you know John Denver had dandruff?
Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach.
#7
What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
#8
After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate.
Mind Blown
#9
A guy walks into a bar....
he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital.
#10
Me: Feel free to name your next kid after me.
Coworker: Why would I name my kid "Giant Douchebag?"
#11
What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?
i j k
#12
Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?
A: Flatman and Ribbon
#13
Two guys on /r/Jokes walk into a bar One adds lines after the punchline, while the other doesn't.
The one who never adds these extra lines kicks the one who does. Son of a b****!
#14
How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name?
Because after you eat one, you want samoa!
#15
What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?
WASWAS!
#16
My thoughts are as pure as snow...
after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
#17
What does an Arab do after riding his camel?
He has a cigarette!
#18
Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford:
Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance.
#19
For a tiny person unable to wipe herself after she poops, my toddler
has managed to hit me dead in the eyeball with 4 things today.
#20
Really Cosmo?
50 tips on how to make your guy h0rny? What the f^ck are the 49 things after "touch his p*nis
Why People Enjoy After Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and after jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love after jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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