What Are Agreement Jokes?
Agreement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of agreement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.
On this Republicans are in full agreement.
#2
Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages?
That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst
#3
Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement?
[NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound.
#4
Ha!
Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?
#5
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement In
the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click "I agree"
#6
"Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?" "To not disclose what?" "Then you DID sign the agreement!
"
#7
"Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?" "To not disclose
what?" "So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"
#8
The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because
he insisted on a prenutshell agreement.
#9
Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you
KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said.
#10
CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement?
Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature.
#11
Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement
By the end, you ignore everything and just click "agree".
#12
The Bible is a lot like those online Terms of Use Agreements.
Everyone says they agree with it, but very few people actually read it.
#13
Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement.
There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374.
#14
I wish conversations were like user agreements
where I could skip to the end and just agree.
#15
My ex and I split up with no hostility...
We had a non-diss closure agreement
#16
Dating tip: Don't offer to pay.
It's a sign of weakness. Build trust through mutual agreement to steal. No one suspects the "happy couple."
#17
Massive victory for business ethics advocates!
After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print.
#18
Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married
parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement.
#19
*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan?
Dude I thought we had an agreement?!
#20
No one spoil the ending, I haven't finished
the iTunes user agreement yet!!
Why People Enjoy Agreement Jokes
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