What Are All Jokes?
All Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of all jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
He knows where all the bad girls live
#2
For what person do all men take off their hats?
The barber.
#3
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he's crying in the corner.
#4
Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them?
Juantanamo
#5
My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her.
It's like she's a drunk version of me.
#6
I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should
remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself.
#7
What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?
They're all criminals.
#8
Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men.
But i've only got 6 months...plus community service.
#9
Go to racist joke, what's yours?
Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with "two black men wanted for rape" first one says "fucking niggers get all the best jobs"
#10
My friend tried playing Pokemon Go in Vegas, but sadly lost his phone.
All he caught was herpes.
#11
All women are crazy but if you pretend to listen
to them when they talk, they will let you live.
#12
I am a hiring manager.
Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away. If you're going to be working for me, you also have to be lucky.
#13
The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself.
As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products
#14
I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's
keys and cell phones while they're at the beach.
#15
Twitter is awesome.
You can have a boyfriend right in your phone. Available at all times. Unless his wife's around.
#16
I just bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what
he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
#17
Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.!
If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??
#18
Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the
other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse.
#19
Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings,
it won't kill all of them.
#20
7% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant
next to a table full of women who just received dessert.
Why People Enjoy All Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and all jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love all jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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