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Amish Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amish jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you make an Amish woman happy?
Three Men-A-Night
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#2
Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated?
Two mennonite
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#3
So Amish people just yell their tweets
from the top of their barns?
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#4
If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to
Pmish cause I'm not a morning person.
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#5
Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday
All I saw was a swing and Amish
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#6
Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
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#7
What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"
An Amish drive by.
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#8
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
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#9
What goes "Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang"?
An Amish drive by shooting
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#10
HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING.
-Amish trash talk
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#11
How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?
Two men a nite.
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#12
How do you please an Amish woman?
3 Mennonite...
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#13
They don't bury an Amish man with his beard.
They bury him with shovels.
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#14
What's the most played song at Amish parties?
Churn Down For What
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#15
What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?
An amish driveby
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#16
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
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#17
What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?
A visitor.
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#18
What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
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#19
Where do Amish people go to get medicine?
To the farmacy.
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#20
How much business does an Amish prostitute get?
Ten Mennonite
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