What Are Amusement Jokes?
Amusement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amusement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
An idea only achieves transcendence after it is: 1.
Published as book 2. Made into a feature film 3. Turned into an amusement park ride
#2
what amusement park ride do jews not really care for?
the holocuaster
#3
I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because
I put the "semen" in amusement park.
#4
Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized
amusement park next to it with slow safe rides.
#5
What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around?
A lazy fair goer!
#6
Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines.
No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, "amusement park."
#7
Five days of the week, my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park!
#8
What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course?
I just need to get fundead.
#9
If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that
drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.
#10
Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping?
No strings attached!
#11
What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park?
"Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"
#12
Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts.
So Disappointed.
#13
Did you know Helen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard?
Neither did she.
#14
"This is the ride that killed Jimmy." -
me in line, loudly, at amusement parks
#15
Guy walks into an amusement park ...
and sees a big sign that reads, "Three balls 25" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, "Ok, gimme a quarter."
#16
What do you call six gay people at an amusement park?
Six Fags
#17
The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park.
"Ahhhhh!" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all
#18
What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile?
A pedophile doesn't have a height limit
#19
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement
park people try to ride HER!
#20
Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit!
For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/
Why People Enjoy Amusement Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and amusement jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love amusement jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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