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#1
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and another to hold the penis. ladder! I meant ladder.
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#2
What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common?
Both do penetration testing.
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#3
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penisLADDER I MEANT LADDER
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#4
Freudian analysts How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb??
Sex
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#5
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
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#6
Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially
so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods.
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#7
How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
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#8
Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69.
Top analysts this is because they get 8 more.
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#9
What's up with gay analysts?
They anal-ize.
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#10
Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's
recent activity He is practicing for a golf war.
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#11
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder.
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#12
Who decided to call it a proctologist
and not an analyst?
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#13
My analyst says I anthropomorphize...
but It's only a problem when I do it to people.
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#14
Why did God create stock analysts?
In order to make weather forecasters look good.
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#15
How many Freudian Analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. One to screw it in and the other to hold the penis---ladder!! I meant ladder...
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#16
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!
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#17
Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody
from political analysts to weather people.
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#18
In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains.
Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
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#19
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer.
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes...
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#20
How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling?
He looks into his lover's 'I's.
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