What Are Ancestors Jokes?
Ancestors Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ancestors jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I
doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
#2
If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors...
Then I feel really bad for the boys of the "Dickinson" family tree.
#3
ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were "A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons".
bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew
#4
They say that a person's surname is named after whatever their ancestors did to make a living
I feel sorry for the guy who's dad was the first person to be called "Dickinson"
#5
Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to
keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did
#6
One of my ancestors invented the
glove Well, he had a hand in it
#7
I decided to have that fifth cup of coffee, and now the ghosts of my ancestors
are scrolling through my iTunes trying to pick a summer jam.
#8
If I had a daughter I wouldn't waste money on training bras, I'd
trap wild bras and train them myself like our ancestors did.
#9
yesterday i bought stamps & mailed something
just like our ancestors the dinosaurs!
#10
humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were
done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns
#11
I'm part indian My ancestors
are from the slapahoe tribe.
#12
It's weird how many of my ancestors
were sepia-toned.
#13
I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me.
He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it.
#14
I'd be so much more successful if some of
my ancestors had just married better.
#15
I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were...
I named it Incestry
#16
A video game where you are haunted by ghosts of your ancestors.
They swarm around you and moan "get a job" or "we are so disappointed."
#17
HEY.
Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary.
#18
If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions...
Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?
#19
My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens,
to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors.
#20
Phantom cellphone vibrations are
your dead ancestors calling you.
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