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Ancestry Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ancestry jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com?
www.incestry.com
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#2
Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain...
Human ancestry's pretty fishy.
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#3
How do dating sites in Alabama save money?
They link to Ancestry.com
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#4
What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?
Ancestry.com
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#5
I went to www.match.com Better
luck on www.ancestry.com
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#6
Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until
they can tell me which apes I came from.
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#7
The shame of my ancestry weighs heaviest on my soul any
time a white person asks if they can get a "what what".
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#8
Ancestry.com: The southern
version of eHarmony.
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#9
What is the most popular dating website in the south?
Ancestry.com
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#10
What's a redneck's favorite dating website?
Ancestry.com
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#11
Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history?
~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com
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#12
Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT
a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times.
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#13
Just got my results from ancestry dot com
and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee.
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#14
The University of Alabama is the only place...
where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same.
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#15
What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?
Ben Ching.
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#16
What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?
apache
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#17
My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon!
I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one.
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#18
If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense.
The German side says "Build a wall!" The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
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#19
ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were "A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons".
bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew
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