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Angel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of angel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do angels greet each other?
They say Halo.
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#2
The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain..
Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*
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#3
So I found a hair in my pasta..
AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol
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#4
Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about
a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel.
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#5
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel?
Someone that knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off.
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#6
Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory?
He's with the angel hair now.
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#7
[God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere.
ANGEL: Nice, that way if they're thirsty, they GOD: Make it undrinkable.
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#8
What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?
Look mom, an angel!
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#9
The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels.
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
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#10
"Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?" "Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-" "WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"
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#11
A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died,
you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like "I'm back yall"
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#12
Angel: "I think we can all agree that 6 is enough." God (clearly upset about something else): "NO.
GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."
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#13
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked
him, "what are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
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#14
I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound
better than "flightless pantybird"
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#15
Crap....all this time I thought I was listening to the Angel on my shoulder.
Turns out the Devil on the other shoulder is just a hell of a ventriloquist.
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#16
GOD: They scared enough?
ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns.
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#17
What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?
Urine angel.
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#18
Pickup Lines Everyone says you're an Angel, but I think you're Medusa because whenever I stare into your eyes I turn rock hard.
Do you like bad grades cause I can give you all the D's
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#19
Sex so good, you make bed angels with
your arms and legs afterwards.
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#20
What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?
A God dam engineer.
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