What Are Angry Jokes?
Angry Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of angry jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I know exactly how President Obama feels.
Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces.
#2
"Mom, dad, I'm gay" *dad looks angry as heck* "Gay for women that is!
haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"
#3
Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient?
They lose their shit over the smallest things!
#4
Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while
head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt.
#5
What do you call an angry black man?
Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.
#6
Flappy bird is like the new angry bird
except this time I am the angry one.
#7
Why did the angry jedi cross the road?
To get to the dark side
#8
My wife has this mood ring...
It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead.
#9
why was the SJW angry at apple
because it wasn't PC.
#10
WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON?
AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED.
#11
Don't get it.
Heard the phrase "keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me.
#12
What do you call a nation of angry women?
A cuntry.
#13
What do you call a cow that's cold and angry?
BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol.
#14
My manager at the millinery has a really short temper
I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!
#15
The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it.
*a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*
#16
So did you hear about the Angry composer?
Apparently, he had a few scores to settle.
#17
Why was yellow angry at red?
Red blue green.
#18
What do you call an angry cashew?
A pissed-achio.
#19
I have kids now...
Their parents must be angry.
#20
I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers
were angry they had nothing to dance on.
Why People Enjoy Angry Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and angry jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love angry jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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