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Antelope Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of antelope jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house?
This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump.
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#2
What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?
Antelopes.
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#3
Did you hear about the antelope...
Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope.
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#4
why didn't the antelope like to go on the
rollercoaster because he is anti loops
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#5
What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
Antelopes
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#6
Those boots are made for walking?
Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something.
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#7
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
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#8
What do you call two ants running away?
Antelope!
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#9
What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?
A cantelope.
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#10
OSTRICH: *buries head in sand* ANTELOPE: You're crazy!
OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail
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#11
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
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#12
Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?
She wanted to see her nephewlope
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#13
when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one.
i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard
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#14
What did the lion say to the antelope?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#15
I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope.
I was impala'd
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#16
"A cantaloupe is an antelope
that doesn't."
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#17
Can antelopes get married?
No, they cantaloupe.
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#18
What do you can a pessimistic antelope?
A cantaloupe
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#19
Science fact!
There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
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#20
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?
They're both ballpark figures.
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