What Are Anthony Jokes?
Anthony Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of anthony jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Sometimes it seems like Anthony Weiner
doesn't even have a sense of Huma.
#2
I was going to make a Casey Anthony
joke but my mom would kill me
#3
If Oliver Stone is being a stone and Michael Bay is being a bay, then what is Anthony Weiner being?
Bullied
#4
I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area...
So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)
#5
This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis.
I only had two options, either give it away... or flea
#6
How much do you love kids?
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
#7
Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts
- tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor.
#8
Casey Anthony is still unemployed...?
She should have a pretty good resume though. She had a job as a mother once and killed it!
#9
A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show...
"I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."
#10
I would post a Casey Anthony joke...
But my mom would kill me.
#11
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man ...so I can get a better girlfriend.
-Comedian Anthony Jeselnik
#12
Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks.
Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart.
#13
Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
#14
"And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER?
Come on" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046
#15
Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the
line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House
#16
"i'd do anthony for you" - worst
autocorrect fail by me
#17
A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there?
Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony.
#18
Why did Tony cross the road?
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
#19
On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky...
how much do you love kids?
#20
I lost my virginity to my priest...
... he told me to pray to St. Anthony
Why People Enjoy Anthony Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and anthony jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love anthony jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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