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#1
I just read Jared Fogle was assaulted in prison He was also a-peppered and covered in lettuce.
Don't know if the story has any meat to it.
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#2
Don't do the pathetic baby talk when talking to the baby.
They don't understand you any better. You don't go up to a dog and start barking.
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#3
*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your
area?- *responds* "Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"
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#4
You know how they say "if you snooze you lose"...
I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it.
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#5
"So, do you play any instruments?" Me: *slaps knees for
30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*
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#6
Feel like Woods household right now is a bunch of people brainstorming,
"what is any other plausible reason for this accident?"
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#7
She told me my analogies didn't make any sense.
It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.
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#8
We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows.
Don't want any sharks in my house.
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#9
I hate how people treat amputees differently.
Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person.
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#10
Any time someone tells you they're "about 20 minutes away" they're lying.
They haven't left yet.
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#11
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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#12
Barring any distractions, it only takes about three
months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives.
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#13
Just got a belly piercing.
It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas.
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#14
Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?
He keeps typing /arrr/
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#15
[at restaurant trying not to let anyone know I'm a koala] Waiter: "what
can I get u?" "do u have any eucalyptus?" *restaurant goes quiet*
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#16
Is this InkJet any good?
Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!
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#17
The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S.
I guess family isn't always enough.
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#18
Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because
my eyes can't see any farther than that.
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#19
"I'd make an awesome president.
Give me a problem, any problem." "Um, population control?" "Kill all the storks. BOOM!"
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#20
"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
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