What Are Appears Jokes?
Appears Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of appears jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What letter appears most frequently
in the word CANADA?
#2
Every time you push the potato button on your microwave,
a potato appears in someone else's microwave.
#3
If you stand in front of a mirror & repeat your top tweet 3X, your pretwitter
self appears, smacks you & throws your phone in the toilet.
#4
A dog walks into a bar and orders several strong drinks.
He appears to be sad. The bartender asks him, "Why are you ordering so many drinks?". The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
#5
Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton
bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50
#6
GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet!
WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf
#7
Every time Guy Fieri forgets to call it "Hotlanta" Chester Cheetah
magically appears to remove one flame from his shirt.
#8
A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish.
The blonde says "You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was." The Genie replies "Four."
#9
The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what
appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
#10
i know i'm getting old because i'm grumpy, i sleep early, and the devil
appears with an empty hourglass whenever i shut my medicine cabinet
#11
If Jesus appears to you...
Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus.
#12
Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles.
Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal.
#13
bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears,
i don't need to read your science article
#14
I'm NOT Superman.
What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain.
#15
If you play Rebecca Black's "Friday" backwards, Satan appears
and asks why you have so much fucking time on your hands.
#16
My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks.
It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America.
#17
Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the
counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink
#18
If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends
you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them
#19
[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man.
Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know
#20
ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have
been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print
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